|notreallyme10 (notreallyme10) wrote,|
@ 2007-10-17 10:23:00
I wrote a little something. It is short and absolutely ridiculous. Let me know what you think.
Timeline: probably season 1
There is something I have always wondered about Brian.
The man is fanatical about grooming. Fanatical. He spends more time looking in the bathroom mirror than a twelve year old girl.
He is a full-on product whore. If there is an expensive french skin care product on the market he owns it. If someone invents a lotion made of baby foreskin that is supposed to take years off your face, he fucking buys it. And everybody knows how he feels about designer clothes.
But in a world full of queers with hairless crotches, Brian is surprisingly ungroomed and has always encouraged me to be the same.
I mentioned trimming myself once, early on, thinking he would find it hot and maybe help me do it. Instead, he pushed me back on the bed, pulled my pants off and nuzzled his face in my pubes.
"I like you like this."
And then he gave me a phenomenal blow job. That was more than enough incentive to stay exactly the way I am.
Sometime later I asked him why he doesn't manscape. After he finished mocking me for using a word "invented by silly, ball-less fags teaching overweight breeders how to properly bathe and dress themselves on shitty cable shows that only lonely, pathetic housewives watch" he explained, "I'm perfect the way I am."
If anyone else said that, I would assume they were joking.
"Guess that means I'm perfect the way I am too."
I was being cheeky and I expected him to say as much, but he just smiled and said, "Guess so."